obama jokes?
0be’s Mommie was a Commie. As wuz his Daddie.
“Obama is SOOOOOOO dumb, he: uh, uh, uh, uh, I can’t hear myself think. Breathalyzer!”
Obama is sooooo dumb he can't find his birth certificate.
Save the environment by putting more air in your tires.
Obama is so dumb he thinks Kenya is one of the United States
Put these idiots on your spam list and you won’t see their e-mails again.
You don’t have to play their game. Play your own game...Obama is such a Commie he thinks Bill Ayers teaches English (ba-dum-dum)!
0bama thinks Nittally is a place where Lions are kept.
Joe Biden says 0bama’s so dumb he picked him instead of hitlery! for vp....
bambi is so dumb, he couldn’t be in charge of a two man janitorial service!
bambi is so dumb he thought Fred Sandford’s wife was Wheezy!
bambi is so dumb he thinks
actually Bill Ayers has a brother (and former Weather Underground partner) who teaches English at Mills College in California- and who may have connected with Obama way back during his California time at “Occidental” (records sealed) ...
Some time ago a freeper found a picture of Obama’s mistress-in-exile, Vera Baker, who went to ...
Kind of makes you wonder which Ayers bisn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?rother wrote Obama’s autobiographies
isn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?
Obama’s so stupiisn’t Barack Obama a joke? Doesn’t anyone get it?..................... Seems like God has a sense of humor too.d he
If Obama’s brains were gasolene it wouldn’t be enough to
drive a piss-ant’s motorbike around the head of a pin.
Obama thinks Americans are so stupid they won’t recognize
a communist if he runs for President.
Obama so stupid it took him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Obama so stupid when he saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, he went home and got 16 friends.
Obama so stupid he told everyone that he was “illegitiment” because he couldn’t read.
Obama so stupid that he puts lipstick on his head just to make-up his mind.
Obama so stupid he hears it’s chilly outside so he gets a bowl.
Obama so stupid you have to dig for his IQ!
Obama so stupid he got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Obama so stupid that he tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!
Obama so stupid he could trip over a cordless phone!
Obama so stupid he sold his car for gasoline money!
Obama so stupid he bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Obama so stupid he took a cup to see Juice.
Obama so stupid he asked you “What is the number for 911?”
Obama so stupid he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Obama so stupid when he read on his job application not to write below the dotted line he put “O.K.”
Obama so stupid he got stabbed in a shoot out.
Obama so stupid he stole free bread.
Obama so stupid he took a spoon to the Superbowl.
Obama so stupid he makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Obama so stupid he thought he needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Obama so stupid he took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Obama so stupid when you stand next to him you hear the ocean!
Obama so stupid he thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Obama so stupid he sits on the TV and watches the couch!
Obama so stupid that he thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Obama so stupid he bought a videocamera to record cable TV shows at home.
Obama so stupid when he went to take the 44 bus, he took the 22 twice instead.
Obama so stupid he jumped out the window and went up.
Obama so stupid he thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Obama so stupid he took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Obama so stupid that under “Education” on his job application, he put “Hooked on Phonics.”
Obama so stupid he put out the cigarette butt that was heating his house.
Obama so stupid he watches “The Three Stooges” and takes notes.
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