Thursday, October 29, 2009

AN INCONVENIENT DUMMY:


Al Gore is asking us to do grand and awesome task: not to reduce our need on foreign oil but to eliminate tht need completly. His being a well educated moron is not germane, nor is the faulty science I use to lampoon His Moron-ness.
Physics be damned. Al Gore wants all energy from renewables in 10 years. This moron had said in the radio about how much energy can be gotten from the sun. He stated ‘enough energy falls on the earth falls every forty minutes to supply the whole planets electricity for a full year’
This moron also suggested taking some that energy and using it would save mankind from a fate worse than losing the Presidency or being eaten by very small rodents or eating small rodents.
Problem: The earth happens to need the energy which falls on it. One of the reasons we tap into stored energy (such as oil, coal, nuclear, hydro, candle tables and the residue left over from Al Gore’s liposuction) is the lack of effect it has on the energy balance of the planet as a whole.
Certainly we could tap into the solar energy spraying itself over the oceans of the world where the population pressures are non existent, but has any of the knuckleheads who continue to tout the advantages of solar power considered what might happen to the weather if we disrupt the solar infusion of warmth to the oceans?  Nope.
So then we move the solar panels to the land masses, still plenty of land mass unused, except for the places where humans tend to congregate is where the weather tends to be at least moderately pleasant and sunny more often cloudy, and warm more often than abominably cold.
So then we have people living where they do, and needing electrical power, OK we move the solar farms away from the people and make power. Then the power has be routed to the electrical grid and sent to where the people are, except power can only be sent just about so far and then the line loss is more than the amount we can push through the lines. Damn, there go those pesky old laws of physics again.
Ever wonder why all of the coal fire, natural gas and nuke powered electric plants are so close to the areas that need the power? The laws of physics control that issue. Legislate all you want too and the laws of physics just sit there laughing at the morons trying to pass law in contravention of the laws of physics   
But, I have digressed somewhat, back to the Moron Majority Leader Al Gore, solar energy is need for the plants and critters to survive, is PETA AND THE SIERRA CLUB going to allow humans to rob nature of the available solar power for out own benefit or will they just tie it up in the court the way they do nuke plants, new refineries and new coal fired power plants?
And as fast as wind power goes, the Moron Majority Leader suggest there is enough wind flowing through the Midwest Corridor every to meet 100% of the electrical needs of the good old US of A, except then what happens to the spotted owls, peregrine falcons, bald eagles, California condors and maybe a duck or two who get confused and fly into the windmills? PETA AND THE SIERRA CLUB AGAIN.
The there is geothermal power, not content to drain the oil out of the earth and let the bearings freeze up from lack of lubrication and maybe have the entire planet stop turning on its axis. Al the Gore man now wants us to drain the heat system of the planet and take all the hot water we can from deep inside the bowels of the earth, even the conservative planet raper such as myself the idea seems a bit risky to just to take the plunge, so to speak and start removing vast amounts of het from the mantle of the planet on a commercial or industrial scale.
In the transcript at the Washington Post of the Moron Majority leaders pontification is the following quote:

To those who argue that we do not yet have the technology to accomplish these kinds of results with renewable energy, I ask them to come with me to meet the entrepreneurs who will drive this revolution. I’ve see what they are doing, and I have no doubt that we can meet this challenge.
In that quote, he doesn’t come right out and say it, but what he is talking about is the UFO ride he took with Dennis Kooookcinich and ELRON Paul to the planet Nebulon where all facts are very nebulous and are able to be twisted in ways we have yet to even conceive of on Earth.
My though is that I wish the three of them had stayed there and done their best to channel Shirley McClain to the planet with them.
Last and perhaps least, on last quote from the this Moron, AL Gore; ‘I do not remember a time when this much has been wrong is because YOU did not elected as President of the United States, I you had, I assure you that you are looking at today would have been so much worse you might not recognize the country.
And really this is the last thing, if you take this too seriously, shame on you


Life if Good without  the dummy.

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